“Stupid? He was trying to help us.”
“Yeah, exactly.”

when i say i want to marry my favorite celebrity i don’t mean just bang i mean like
i want to be making pancakes on sunday morning and have him walk downstairs in plaid pajama pants with messy hair and have him kiss me on the nose
I’d also bang him though
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
Hardcore jacket porn.
you know you’ve been on tumblr too long when you see this as fem!doctor, fem!sherlock, fem!suit dean winchester, and fem!jack harkness
accurate post is accurate ^^
Wait.. Do you tell me it ISN’T fem!doctor, fem!sherlock, fem!suit dean winchester, and fem!jack harkness?
someone bought an entire page of ad space in my school’s yearbook and just put the word ahloo on it
#THERE IS NO WAY THAT PERSON DOES NOT SPEAK HINDI OR URDU #AND IM LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF BECAUSE THATS LITERALLY JUST POTATO #WHO WRITES POTATO IN HINDI IN A YEARBOOK
consultivedetectiveintraining:
having crumbs in your bra is one of the worst feelings in the world
have you ever stepped in a puddle with your socks on?
Have you ever had the dark lord scar you and kill your parents when you were a baby
Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon
have you ever just wanted an oscar so bad
too far.
The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.
The internet is over, everyone can go home
It’s just as beautiful as I always imagined.
My life is complete.
Life is over as we know it
I’m Smaug in the Hobbit, I’m in Star Trek: Into the Darkness, and I play Sherlock, I think I’d get torn limb from limb if I went to Comic Con.
This nosy woman behind me is completely baffled by the fact that “pictures move on this site”
Muggles.